| Me: | Do we have to take a foreign language in college? I already took two years in high school!
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| Sister: | Well I didn't take any foreign language classes in college.
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| Me: | If I do, I'm thinking about taking Japanese, isn't that cool?!
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| Sister: | Oh yeah! I only know how to say 'Arigato' and 'Konichiwa!'
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| Me: | Yeah, I know a little more than that.
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| Mother: | How do you say 'I'm not a virgin' in Japanese?
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| Sister: | 'KRISTI!'
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| Mother: | Haha! 'Konichiwa'
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| Sister (to mother): | 'Oh are you a virgin?'
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| Mother: | 'No I'm KRISTI!'
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| Me: | I hate you guys.
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| Mother and Sister: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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| FML. |
